To whom shall I bestow this sandwich?

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND I CAN PROBABLY EAT YOU TOO SO BACK THE FUCK UP

I like how this very slowly gets notes like everyone once in a while a girl gets her enemy and then come back and reblogs this

Seeing Black and Yellow Stuff

  • Normal People: Bumble bees, Transformers, Wiz Khalifa...
  • Me: Borussia Dortmund...

lishsterical:

vincecarters:

[steven gerrard voice] fooking

image

awwww-cute:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild

awwww-cute:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild

Roses are red
violets are blue
If you leave my team
I’ll decapitate you

—a traditional transfer season love poem (via jackcork)

(Source: per-cious)

MORE PHOTOS OF MARCO”S COME BACK GAME

(Source: reusful)

offside-goal:

HERE IT IS: BAYERN MUNCHKIN… And Javi

Sorry, I can’t imagine Javi as anything but a puppy! Can you look at this man and think of something that’s not a puppy?

Anyway! I tried my best to capture them nicely! My fave kitty has to be Lahm though, those eyebrows!

Well it’s not ALL of Bayern like I said earlier, but hey! They’re so adorable! If I drew more I would kill myself off because of the cute!

Mourinho’s scream is the manliest scream i have ever heard

Mourinho’s scream is the manliest scream i have ever heard

Montana Yorke did it

Montana Yorke did it