Welcome to my kingdom where its always a weekend.

jocundasykes:

Joooooooooooosef!

jocundasykes:

Joooooooooooosef!

(Source: dortmunderjungs)

Borussia Dortmund 4-2 FSV Mainz

Bundesliga Spieltag 31 Signal Iduna Park, Dortmund, Germany

BVB: M.Jojic(6’), R.Lewandowski(18’) L. Piszczek(56’), M.Reus(79’ pen.)

FSV Mainz : S. Okazaki(14’, 53’)

hey-key:

ahaha

(Source: durmelig)

(Source: kinghudson)

(Source: theechte)

leomessiforever:

Messi , Antonela e Titi no niver de Lia Fàbregas

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)